MASARAP NA PULUTAN
Isang araw, may isang lasenggero na nagyaya sa
kanyang kumpare na makipaginuman sa isang handaan..
Lasinggero: Pare sama ka sa akin sa handaan,
may inuman..
Kumpare: Sige lang pare...
Lasinggero: Tara na pare, masarap ang pulutan don..
Kumpare: Sige lang pare..
Lasinggero: Bahala ka pare, sige pare bahala ka..
Pagkalipas ng ilang oras, bumalik ang lasinggero
sa bahay ni kumpare at nagumpisang magyabang..
Lasinggero: Sabi sayo pare ang sarap ng alak at
pulutan doon sa handaan..
Pare: Ows talaga?
Lasinggero: Oo pare, may afritada, sisig, bopis,
kalderetang kambing at marami pa..
Pare: Sarap talaga no?
Lasinggero: Oo ah.. (biglang natahimik)...
Saglit lang pare.. Susuka na ako...
Maya maya pa ay sumuka na ang lasinggero..
Nagkalat ang sinuka nyang PANSIT sa daan...
Pare: Akala ko ba masarap ang pulutan?
Bakit pansit ang sinuka mo?
Lasinggero: Bakit ko naman isusuka ang masarap
na pulutan!
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Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!
Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"
Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon"
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sa isang classroom.....
titser: class, ano ang iba't-ibang kulay ng saging?
juan: green, yellow, red and brown mam!
titser: may brown ba na saging???
juan: eh ung sinaing na saging, ano yun FAKE?!
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Pedro na-late sa klase?
Titser: Pedro late ka na naman!
Pedro: Late po kasi relo ko
Titser: problema ba yun? Edi i-advance mo!
Pedro: Opo?
Titser: O san ka pupunta?
Pedro: Mam, uwian na! =)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
MGA JOB TITLES NA DAPAT NANG
PALITAN:
PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
SECRETARY- palsipikador.
TREASURER - kubrador.
AUDITOR - kasabwat.
Business Manager - Gastador
PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER - tsismoso.
REPRESENTATIVES - pahamak.
SPOKESMAN - bolero.
SGT-AT-ARMS - tirador.
ADVISER - tagasulsol.
Representative - Pahamak
Observer - Usisero
Advocate - Taga-batikos
Spokesman - Bolero
Moderator - Taga-bulabog
Announcer - Manggugulat
Monitor - Taga-silip
Inspector - Taga-lapirot
Investigator - Mangangalkal
Enforcer - Tirador
Jail Warden - Sadista
Prosecutor - Tagapaglait
Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay
Aide - Taga-istorbo
Assistant - Galamay
Adviser - Sulsol
Consultant - Manggagancho
Contractor - Estapador
Expert - Punong-Yabang
Technical Writer - Manlilinlang
Doctor - Taga-himas
Headhunter - Taga-silat
Headshrinker - Basagulero
Director - Taga-udyok
Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa boss
Stock market - Busabos
Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss
Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman
Sales Vendor - Pirata
Collector - Mangingikil
Custodian - Taga-ligpit
Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa
Distributor - Taga-kalat
Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit
Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo
Purchaser - Palengkera
Receptionist - Palikera
Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel
Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel
Janitor - Taga-limas
Plumber - Taga-tagas
Repairman - Mambubutingting
Gardener - Damuho
Utility Man - Inutil
Watchman - Istambay
Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay
Doorman - Nagpapalusot
Driver - Kaskasero
Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas
Comedian - Alaskador
Entertainer - Kerengkeng
Nyahahahaha!! dyok dyok dyok!!
PALITAN:
PRESIDENT- pasimuno.
VICE PRESIDENT- kunsitidor.
SECRETARY- palsipikador.
TREASURER - kubrador.
AUDITOR - kasabwat.
Business Manager - Gastador
PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER - tsismoso.
REPRESENTATIVES - pahamak.
SPOKESMAN - bolero.
SGT-AT-ARMS - tirador.
ADVISER - tagasulsol.
Representative - Pahamak
Observer - Usisero
Advocate - Taga-batikos
Spokesman - Bolero
Moderator - Taga-bulabog
Announcer - Manggugulat
Monitor - Taga-silip
Inspector - Taga-lapirot
Investigator - Mangangalkal
Enforcer - Tirador
Jail Warden - Sadista
Prosecutor - Tagapaglait
Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay
Aide - Taga-istorbo
Assistant - Galamay
Adviser - Sulsol
Consultant - Manggagancho
Contractor - Estapador
Expert - Punong-Yabang
Technical Writer - Manlilinlang
Doctor - Taga-himas
Headhunter - Taga-silat
Headshrinker - Basagulero
Director - Taga-udyok
Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa boss
Stock market - Busabos
Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss
Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman
Sales Vendor - Pirata
Collector - Mangingikil
Custodian - Taga-ligpit
Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa
Distributor - Taga-kalat
Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit
Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo
Purchaser - Palengkera
Receptionist - Palikera
Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel
Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel
Janitor - Taga-limas
Plumber - Taga-tagas
Repairman - Mambubutingting
Gardener - Damuho
Utility Man - Inutil
Watchman - Istambay
Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay
Doorman - Nagpapalusot
Driver - Kaskasero
Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas
Comedian - Alaskador
Entertainer - Kerengkeng
Nyahahahaha!! dyok dyok dyok!!
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